Was in Home Depot looking for something. Whatever it was I found it, but also saw a few other things I thought I’d try. One of them was this implement designed for cleaning barbecues. It was a wooden shovel! 
I took a picture of it beside one of our wooden spoons so you can get a sense of scale. It’s pretty impressive! When you first use this you get your barbecue nice and hot and then carefully rub the wooden shovel along the grates. A portion of the wood will be burned away forming grooves and when next you use it, such care isn’t needed. The idea is to avoid the metal brushes that some people have ended up ingesting with unpleasant results. I haven’t a problem with my metal brushes as I keep my barbecue scrupulously clean and I also clean my metal brush heads. But I wanted to try this. Maybe it will work better.
At any rate, my Queen sees this and asks laughingly whether I’ve purchased this to be used as a new spanking implement. I explained why I got it and then she suggests she should tell me to go get another. Thankfully she didn’t actually tell me to, but I’m sure this thing would make an impression on my ass. A very red impression!!
Yes, a very red impression, indeed!!! May have to make a trip to Home Depot today…. 🙂
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Oh you are a brave woman!!
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Like we’ve talked about before… the idea of a spanking is thrilling and something I fantasize about constantly…but the second I am actually getting one, it’s a whole other story 🙂
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Indeed!!
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I have to admit when I first saw the wooden shovel, my first thought was, “Oh God, where’s this going?” lol xD
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Ouch! Looks like it could leave some wicked marks. Maybe Alpha needs one…☺️
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Lol. Giggles at this BIG time. I was thinking how brave you are. 😊😁
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Not me. lol. Not buying this unless instructed to do so.
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Lol best of luck 😁
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HD happened to see part of it while I was reading and made me scroll back up so he could read also. He likes the look of the shovel and thinks we need your wife’s input on how it wields as a spanking implement…! (Specifically the balance when held by the neck as opposed to the handle.) I’m mildly concerned that he might be investing in one now to test… *wince*
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If spanking happens with this I promise to tell you about it.
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Hmmm maybe I need to make a trip to Home Depot now too…
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Poor Sayyid!!
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I’m just kidding anyway. Lol we’ve got lots of implements right here at home. 😉
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Have to like everyone’s comments, this BIG boy certainly made people think Michael! 😁😂
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True enough
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I might screen shot it and send the pic to Mr D. We’ve been discussing spanking implements this week. Is that ok??
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Of course.
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Thank you. Giggles. Will make for an interesting conversation I’m sure. Lol
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I love the way that suddenly everything that was once innocent has potential possibilities with kink. 😊
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True. Everything is looked at with an eye to adapt it to ?? But that’s part of the human condition—using things to achieve our personal goals and being inventive.
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It would make an impression especially after being heated on the grill 🙂
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You’re having evil thoughts. lol. But yes it would!
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Well you were right. 🙂
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I don’t know how right yet but it’s coming!!
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